Never actually got a chance to sit down and just study something. what are my odds of becoming a prop trader with a management degree from an ordinary university (Grant MacEwan, Canada) also how important are university transcripts? put youself in the shoes of a guy trying to hire you. yeah im considering an ms in hr management from pace university. not claiming I do, just spreading what I know. These guys take orders and actually get them traded. John Harper and Sean Nittner discussing AGON, A fast-paced tabletop roleplaying game of heroic adventure in a mythic world and the PARAGON system. [–]Oba-mao 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). How do you feel about that? An MD who I had known at the start of my career (but never actually worked for) moved across to Lazard when the [major British] bank he'd worked for downsized significantly. Business management consulting companies like Bain and McKinsey are big into hiring people with PhD's in hard sciences (e.g. These are tax-advantaged programs, sponsored by states, that â¦ To get a job, [–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children). [–]kevstev 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children). [–]srpatel10 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child). 2020 Incoming Analyst here: Recently heard some horror stories on junior front office IBD/M&A staff treatment and firings at JPM in London. This is LITERALLY the most interesting thread posted this minute. Lisa Du Jun 20, 2012, 11:39 PM ... and asked them to share their best stories about their worst bosses. Actual big bankers screw the public from the front, and are thanked. you will kill yourself if you want a 3.9. Think about it for a second. FINRA is a bitch to have a membership in because they can do whatever they want and you are guilty until proven innocent. I also came from a middle of the pack State University. [–]branlmo 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (22 children), [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago* (21 children), Slow year, around 100,000. never heard of it but wouldn't surprise me. Edit: see ray on tiers: EDIT: Also, why the heck do they not change things when this is happening? Because most jobs after graduation require two years experience. When the American dream equates hard work with success, it is expected that students drool over 100 hour workweeks to work at what they feel is â¦ Voice Acting! [–]parlor_tricks 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children). even HBS required 2 years minimum. It's a funny, quick read about what your first year as an investment bank analyst is really like. There is an HR department everywhere sure, but remember you are always considered an overhead cost. Can you see it? Don't worry, my fathers one of Canadas top investment managers. There's no real rhyme or reason to it; I'm slated to make a shade more than double what you're making when I start my first job this October and all I'll be doing is helping large companies avoid taxes. We have a fund that we have a good relationship with that passes us deals from their international clients. Test prep for those exams starts 2-4 years in advance. Perhaps I'm completely jaded - but this is a myopic representation of "misconceptions." AMA! NYC is extremely competitive. [–]NYBANKERn00b[S] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (13 children), I dont have a pay stub handy but after everything i take home 48% of my comissions. the management skill set doesn't really translate to what has become a math intensive job. You've said much more than you understand with this statement. (I have a thick skin, but i'm not a cut throat, fraternity / football player). [–]rae1988 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children). I haven't seen them in months because of their working schedule. Men's Health specialist (Fertility/Andrology); Studying effect of COV19 men. most girls I end up hooking up with are ~27 28, [–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (14 children). How did you get hired right out of college? The stories on NoSleep are usually fiction, although every so often, a true one will make its way onto its pages (like, for example, âThe Smiling Manâ). I mean, are there even envelope pushers anymore? target school, on campus interviews, didn't get picked up for someing i wanted to do. You can check the following - IIT-JEE, CAT(for management) are hard core. Yeah it really sounds that bad. Hi, I’m Martyn Clark, CEO of Gadfly, a consultancy that works with directors of large corporations, and author of LOVE INCORPORATED, a book about how we need to radically rethink how business is done. Former Wall Street bad boy Turney Duff confesses 10 of the most outrageous stories of Wall Street excess he's ever heard â or participated in. I majored in human resources management do you think thats an in demand field in new york? I was at Lazard. don't see why not although i think that'd be a step back. I've been a serial entrepreneur, technology investor at Y Combinator and now my new fund Goat Capital. He'd moved to Paris for the final years of his career. Those IBankers need to be very good at finding companies will make money and need money to make money. Everyone who gets an interview is smart as shit for the most part, at least on paper, its more about who you can shoot the shit with for 80,90 100 hrs a week at that point. well, for a 40 year old neckbeard who spends all his time and energy looking at cat pictures and not getting a laid, the cfa may be challenging. If that's what you want to do, then go for it though. When a fund has say 100M (small-mid size ammount) to invest and you take 5% as a IB fee it adds up to be very profitable. All initial responses to posters must contain a properly punctuated question. How do you feel about the Glass Steagall act? Best investment app for banking features: Stash Like Acorns, Stash is one of the best investing apps for beginners. Just hard to get into because of politics and various other factors. 1. How much hooking up goes on in i-banks between the men and women? My wife works in advertising, and they are largely marketing or communication majors there. This was a guy who was (and remains) extraordinarily talented, the rare chap who actually loves finance and did the job purely for his own enjoyment and satisfaction. I agree to my personal data being stored and used to receive this content * submit. err, like 30 ish. He showed me a letter he'd written to several members of the board detailing his concerns (after he had left). And the actuarial exams use real mathematics (multivariable calculus, probability, statistics, combinatorics), not simple arithmetic. I'm a CS major and I'm planning on minoring in finance or something business related, so I was wondering, what are jobs like for the more computer oriented folks in places like Wall Street? Also, what about law degrees? Not gonna do this my whole life. Which teams were involved? [–]rae1988 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children). haha I'm a consultant. A few years ago, a certain MD calls his entire team together at Friday afternoon at 3, and spends the next 2-3 hours rambling off random things off the top of his head. They trend to 100-140k after 5-6 years of consistent test passing/raises. JD's i know of are usually in law firms we need so we get the contracts right and don't get sued if we make a mistake. He doesn't have enough time to keep track of his stocks and any money that he isn't spending on living expenses is probably being spent on alcohol. Free Exclusive Report: 57-page guide with the action plan you need to break into investment banking - how to tell your story, network, craft a winning resume, and dominate your interviews. [–]davidrab 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children). Kinda cool talking to guys who could be my dad that run businesses, there's a lot to learn. After nine years of writing, I am a self-published author of six books about the Halloween Knights, an urban fantasy origin story about a paranormal rock band sensation, beginning on November 1st, and concluding on October 31st, and I want to give you my eBooks for free. I started working at a small trading firm as a really junior guy, and got promoted, then later I went to a bulge bracket. Going to have to hold off on buying the yacht for awhile. Except instead of 3 levels, there are 9 total levels. Luckily, as time passes, the 100 hour weeks just blend together and the pain has gone away. Most people watch porn and buy sex products no matter the economic climate. we're rich fucks (not true, just our bosses) trying to screw everyone else out of their money and wall street has no purpose. i'd rather hang with the yuppie girls who you can shoot the shit with on a sunday funday than the girls who think they're living sex and the city and wanna do fuckign brunch when im hung over as shit. That level was flat from 2013. As a VP at Lazard, he'd been working Analyst hours, day in, day out. I've been an investment banker working literally on Wall Street since I graduated 19 months ago. Where do you actually work? A friend who works on wall st told me theres only 2 types of people that work on wall st. im in the 33% tax bracket technically but after ny and nyc and the finance bonus tax it adds up, [–]Bored2001 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children), 2013 tax brackets: 85650-178650 = 31% (if the tax breaks expire). We ( u/ScheisskopfFTW and u/PrestigeWombat ) are back for our 3rd AMA about Lily, Lily's List, our life and journey of having a medically fragile child, having to be bereaved parents, building our family to have a non-affected child that became successful, and how Lily's List has done during the COVID-19 Pandemic. I could go on for an hour, and I don't even know what everyone does here. Thats why the averge American student is wayy more qualified than the average Indian student. And it becomes a cycle. Although working as an investment banking analyst was a living hell at the time, I now look back at my years with nostalgia. If I get bored of this job in 5-10 years, can I break into I banking, high frequency trading, venture capitalism or private equity? I come from upper-mid class Midwestern roots. Source- I've studied In both countries, worked finance in a startup founded by ex Merrill people. I see a lot of people moving into asset management or consulting. That isn't nepotism. On top of that it's curved. Ya everyone I know is trying to make moves right now. Would you recommend it? Where Stash stands out is its account options: For a â¦ I'd rise up with you guys. [–]pandadisco 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child). RIM - Is this a stock that is going to keep climbing back up, or is it a lost cause? Is this still a thing? fed income tax http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/13xybd/ive_been_an_investment_banker_working_literally/c78e5xi, [–]heyhowmuchfun 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child), i can verify with the mods if you want. While working the counter, a man came in and tried to get a refund for a five-year-old gaming console. I would say that there is particularly weak demand in finance though. What is an average work day like for you? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. HR hands them a stack of say 200 resumes they recieve from networkign events, online apps, ect... adn they need to pick maybe a dozen for the target school. ss I come from upper-mid class Midwestern roots. definitely a means to the freedom money allows which = happiness for me at least. you always need accountants, and from what I understand, accountants jobs are hard to automate or outsource. Like I said, the MD I knew who moved over said the incompetence extended to the very top so I'm not sure if even MDs are to blame. I need to feel better about myself. nah, the firm i work doesn't really set that up for me. spelling isn't a job requirement, [–]Spartyon 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children). 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